Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Say something about gay babies.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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