yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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