What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
