Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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