This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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