why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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