Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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