Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
