if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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