Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I need moral support for this bender
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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