marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I hate all girls vehemently.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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