i don't like sucking hair
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
wow bdsm is so cute
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