Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
that is very illegal...i love you.
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