We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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