She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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