Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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