I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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