did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
