Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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