Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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