Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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