in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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