Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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