Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
BRING THE BAGELS
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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