Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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