when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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