Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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