So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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