If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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