I wish you could order shots online.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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