I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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