I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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