sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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