i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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