Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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