yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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