i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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