I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
...so i touched it.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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