yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
this boner is exhausting
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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