I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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