saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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