can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You made out with two different species that night
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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