he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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