Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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