Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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