dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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