Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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