Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
and you said cock pushups were impossible
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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