I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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