Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
it glows. i had to have it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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