almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
we should paint friendship bongs
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